101 Different Things To Call The Penis

1. Doodle
2. Weiner
3. Wang
4. Cock
5. Dick
6. Shaft
7. Pole
8. Love Gun
9. Sausage
10. Trouser Snake
11. Salami
12. Meat
13. Boner
14. Blue-veined Junket Pumper
15. Ding Dong
16. Dipstick
17. Dong
18. Dork
19. Firm Worm
20. Free Willy
21. Goober
22. Hang Down
23. Hard On
24. Joint
25. Joy Stick
26. Knob
27. Love Muscle
28. Love Stick
29. Male Organ
30. Meat Whistle
31. Organic Dildo
32. Ol' One-eye
33. One-eyed Trouser Snake
34. Pecker
35. Pee-pee
36. Pee Stick
37. Piece Of Pork
38. Pink Oboe
39. Pork Sword
40. Prick
41. Pussy Plunger
42. Rod
43. Salty Dog
44. Schlong
45. Skin Flute
46. Flute Skin
47. Spunk Stick
48. Stiffy
49. Throbber
50. Tool
51. Trouser Trout
52. Wanker
53. Wee-wee
54. Weinie
55. Wife's Best Friend
56. Willy
57. Wood
58. Woody
59. Dangle
60. Little Red Ferrari
61. Penatrator
62. Wedding Tackle
63. Johnson
64. Third Leg
65. Little John
66. Long John
67. The Impreginator
68. Palm Pilot
69. The Incredible Hulk
70. Weapon of Ass Destruction
71. Bone-Her
72. {insert name here} Junior
73. Piss Pump
74. Fire Hose
75. Sex Pistol
76. Pocket Rocket
77. Shanghi Suprise
78. Trunk
79. Cum Shuttle
80. Twinkie
81. Breakfast Burrito
82. Nightstick
83. Meat Cleaver 
84. Man Hammer
85. Mr Happy
86. Mr Winky
87. Wanger
88. Wick
89. Anger Needle
90. Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger
91. Tally Wacker
92. Nightcrawler
93. Thrill Drill
94. Junk
95. Tube Steak
96. Cigar
97. Screwdriver
98. Carpet Cleaner
99. Fine Wood
100. Foot Long
101. Hard Drive